Just remember that it's not easy for a fat man in a red suit to climb down chimneys and bestow gifts on children in these so-called modern times without getting attacked by the dog, arrested by the cops, prosecuted to fullest extent of the law, and left with his beard shaved in a stripey suit doing 8-to-25 in San Quentin. Especially not 50 million times all in one night.
Christmas = Hard work
So you better enjoy it. Or else.
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